[Dreamboat] HCC's Mini-Heart Report

[LAURIE]

They forgot Wynonna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard that Oprah was "disappointed" in Wynonna for not losing enough 
weight.   She said something along the lines of
"anyone can lose weight with a personal trainer and chef" (this was a while 
ago!!).

Funny about your hair.....it's like trying to dance to that song eh?   :)

-Laurie



----- Original Message ----- 
From: <hccringo at adelphia.net>
To: <dreamboat at monger.net>
Sent: Saturday, October 15, 2005 2:25 PM
Subject: [Dreamboat] HCC's Mini-Heart Report


> Sorry, I meant to do this last night, but I crashed to sleep again.  ACK!!
>
> Anyhoo, here's my report.
>
> A week or 2 back, BRAVO ran a 5-part series called GREAT THINGS
> ABOUT BEING... Fat, In Your 30's, Queer, Blonde & Red State.
> I have all 5 shows.  There were 2 Ann mentions:
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> <Intro with pics of Aretha Franklin & Luciano Pavorotti>
>
> Big boned often equals big voices, and that's the #7 Great Thing
> About Being Fat - YOU CAN SING. (Mmm-mmm-mmm)
>
> Supersized singers excel in all genres, whether it's R&B talents like
> B. B. King, Chaka Khan, & Luther Vandross (God rest his soul); gospel
> forces like Gerald Levert, Linda Hopkins & Mahaila Jackson; rock stars
> like Meat Loaf, Mama Cass & Ann Wilson ['03 or '04 live pic]; or opera
> artists like Luciano Pavorotti, Marilyn Horne & Kate Smith.
>
> FRANK DeCARO (The Frank DeCaro Show): There's something comforting,
> in a way, about a really large person with a really large voice.
>
> <Cut to a pic of, I think, a dark-haired Ashlee Simpson> So while
> the skinny girls lip-synch their way through another song, you may
> wanna tune in to someone with a little more...well, a little more.
>
> Comedian Paul Goebel: Well, the great thing about fat singers is you
> know they didn't sleep their way to the top.  You look at a guy like
> Ruben Studdard, you think, 'I know he didn't bang anybody to get
> where he is' - you know, HE wasn't going out with Paula Abdul.
>
> In the end, you don't see Pavorotti rolling around in spandex and
> pasties to get attention.  Not that we wouldn't be totally into that.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Just after #3 - You Are Hilarious (mostly John Belushi & Chris Farley)
>
> Gaining a little weight is a great way to prove you're off the drugs.
> Let's hear it for clean, sober & healthy chubby celebs.
>
> (Mentions: Matthew Perry, Kirstie Alley, Corey Haim & Liza Minelli.)
>
> Rock & Rollers Ann Wilson (w/LQueen pic), Stevie Nicks (RUMOURS-era pic)
> and Vince Neil of Motley Crue (mid/late 80's pic) all gave up partying
> themselves silly backstage and are now pleasantly plump and alive to
> tell the tale.  <All shown with '03/'04 pix>
>
> ===============================================
>
> Quick note on the Blonde Show: they named various celebrities
> with names ending in "Y," or, for the intellectual girls, "I,"
> and I had hoped they'd show Nancy - with an olibigatory video
> shot from "Alone" or "These Dreams."  No such luck, d*mn them!
>
> ........................................................................................................
>
> One personal Heart note for me: In a rush to dry my long hair,
> I started singing "Break" while towelling it dry at the same
> pace.  Got my hair done without needing my blowdryer!
>
> Kinda silly, but just thought I'd mention it.  :-)
>
> ******************************************************************
>
> Anyway, ForeignerMongerMom & I are off to see Foreigner tonight!
>
> LATAH From Stranger And Still...HCC
>